20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist

As far as real jobs go, being a member of the Cracked Editorial Staff is probably as good as it gets. We get paid in truckloads of gold, each editor has a small (but fierce) army of Super Models at his disposal, and very little work actually gets done, if you know what we mean. (We don't do any work.) We did some checking around and confirmed it: We officially have the greatest jobs on the planet.

Which got us thinking: What kind of job would be so appealing that we'd actually leave this life of fame, riches and near constant sexcapades behind?

We asked you to photoshop some examples of jobs that, if they were real, might actually be better than being a Cracked Editor, and offered $50 to the best. The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

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Entry by CountBaqula

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Entry by Wibblewobble

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Entry by bunker6

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Entry by Tim Hawkman

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Bamboozled. You win money.

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