15Entry by stahn_lee
14Entry by Turbanator
13Entry by stahn_lee
You can find all sorts of little parables or quotables on the internet giving you allegedly important life lessons. Hell, there's tons of books you can Amazon Primed to your house right now that would have you believe have all the answers.
And it's all bullshit. These are the only life lessons you'll ever need. (Until we do the inevitable sequel to this contest.)
Weird? Or -- now hear us out -- brilliant?