15 Heroes Our World Needs More Than Batman Or Superman

Batman is great and all, but here in the real world, he'd be pretty useless and totally crazy looking. The cops do everything he does -- maybe without all the badass gadgets, but certainly without the Halloween costume.

No, here in the real world the heroes we're looking for are the ones that solve all our minor inconveniences in the blink of an eye. We don't need mutants or goody-two-shoes aliens. We just need heroes like ...

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