14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

All of these were thought up while people were seething and taking a shower.
14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

We aren't going say that someone dropped the ball in the following scenes, but, well, yeah -- someone dropped the ball in the following scenes. The characters in the following instances were lobbed up a hefty meatball and, instead of creaming it out of the park, they just kind of let it splat on their feet.

Which is precisely why we asked our readers to rewrite these scenes into what they should've been.

THIS BAG WAS JUST... DANCING WITH ME. LIKE A LITTLE KID BEGGING ME TO PLAY WITH IT. FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES. AND YoU SOLD THAT WEED TO MY DAD?! CRACKED.CO
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Does the cast of FRIENDS know you're wearing Rachel's wig?
14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup
ODA 806 CRACKED COMT
I love you! Now you decide to tell me?! CRACKED COM
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Yeah.
IF YOU BUILD IT. HE WILL COME. Hows THAT GOING TO HELP WITH PAYING THE MORTGAGE? CRACKED.COM
14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup
... IT's SAFE TO SURF THIS BEACH! Prore IT! You GO FIRST.
14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup
14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup
14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup
HOW WE GONNA PAY... ...LAST YEAR'S RENT? GET A JOB CRACKED.COM
Well, Marty, I'm almost 18 years old; it's not like I've never parked before. It's inevitable that I'll be inside you someday, Lorraine, but not today

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