19 'Real' Headlines The Media Is Too Afraid To Write (1/29)

Finding truth in news stories is like finding truth in the words of politicians -- just when you've reached your limit on searching Google, you find the answer and start dancing totally naked for joy.

Luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you can skip the Googling and get right to the nude dancing.

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Douglas A. McDonnell. You win money.

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