21Entry by okojemiako
20Entry by Calvin Riedy
Finding truth in the news is like finding the toy in the cereal box -- after getting sticky hands and making a mess, you're left with nothing but disappointment.
Luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you don't have to get your hands dirty.
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.