If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.

Catching up on the news is a lot like taking hallucinogens and watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: You have no idea which incredibly screwed up parts are actually happening, and which parts were made up in your drug-addled brain.

That's why we tasked our readers with taking recent stories that were big in the news and stripping them of any political bullshit or human bias. The winning submission is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by bazooka

If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by okojemiako

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Entry by guydouglas

REUTERS EDITION: U.S. SIGN IN REGISTE HOME BUSINESS MARKETS WORLD POLITICS TECH OPINION BREAKINGVIEWS MONEY US Sat Noy 28.205 236am EST Religious fana

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Entry by Opus52

Browns move QB Johnny Manziel back to starting role, owner admits he has No fucking idea what he is doing CLEVELAND BROWNS OTN G CRACKEDCON Johnny M

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Entry by Paka

If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by JBiston

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Entry by Danzy

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GRACKEDo U.S. Authorities Pretend to Care Whether Nativity Scenes Comply with the Law upon Seeing One They Don't Like For the second year in a ROW, a

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Entry by okojemiako

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