13Entry by Andres Diplotti
12Entry by bazooka
Catching up on the news is a lot like taking hallucinogens and watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: You have no idea which incredibly screwed up parts are actually happening, and which parts were made up in your drug-addled brain.
That's why we tasked our readers with taking recent stories that were big in the news and stripping them of any political bulls**t or human bias. The winning submission is below, but first the runners-up ...
Think photos can't lie? Hold my beer.