14Entry by Kevin King
13Entry by sonoftime
Reading the news is a lot like listening to your grandfather who's a little off: it all means well, but is mildly racist and can't really be trusted.
Which is why we asked our readers to submit what the media is probably leaving out about some recent popular headlines. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.