If Every Excuse Turned Out to Be True

Sometimes, the only thing worse than someone calling you on your bullshit excuse is having that excuse actually come true. We asked you to show us what it might look like if some of our favorite excuses weren't actually lies.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Seadhgosa

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Entry by Crescentia

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Entry by cat-shovel

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Entry by Capahar

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by NotMrPink

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Entry by TeganR

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Entry by MrMikenIkes

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Entry by NotMrPink

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Entry by xineymarie

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Entry by chrisgleim

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Entry by TrisiBb

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by KTope

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Entry by G.Franco

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Entry by blairco

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Entry by benjammin35

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Entry by jamesdoakes

If Every Excuse Turned Out to Be True