17Entry by Capahar
16Entry by Tim Babb
15Entry by NotMrPink
Sometimes, the only thing worse than someone calling you on your bullshit excuse is having that excuse actually come true. We asked you to show us what it might look like if some of our favorite excuses weren't actually lies.
The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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Dear Hollywood: It’s time to retire the cookie cutter.