14 (Terrible) Predictions About The Force Awakens

The Internet is a horrible place -- a wretched hive of scum and villainy. And with every new fan theory the web collective churns out about the new Star Wars film, the more worried we become about the finished product.

But then we said, "Fuck it" and asked our readers for equally awful theories about the film we could contribute. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by KarritFace

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Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by misterowlman

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by ETangonan

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by 404notfound

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Entry by Jim Doughty

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Entry by Kevin King

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Orbital_Laser. You win money.

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