14 (Terrible) Predictions About The Force Awakens
With every new fan theory about this movie, we grow increasingly more worried.
The Internet is a horrible place -- a wretched hive of scum and villainy. And with every new fan theory the web collective churns out about the new Star Wars film, the more worried we become about the finished product.
But then we said, "Fuck it" and asked our readers for equally awful theories about the film we could contribute. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
