14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit

Tourism advertising can't be an easy task if, say, your town is only known for having a masked killer murder several dozen teenagers every summer.

But the creative types among us take that as a challenge. We asked you to come up with tourism ads for real or fictional destinations that no would ever want to visit, and offered $50 for the best. The winner is up ahead, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

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Entry by DeathByGrogg

Come down Beautiful. on to RLJYEH Pearl of the south antarctic sea! -Traveler Quarterly It's positively d-blowing! -Arkham Outdoorsman All praise

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Entry by maas

14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit

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Entry by Dbumba420

THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BLACK-EYED PEAS CONCERT LIVE. IN DALLAS TEXAS. 1 NIGHT ONLY Get Tickets Now GUESTS SERVICE WITH SPECIAL No Steelers FE The pittsbu

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Entry by farmerdadof2

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Are you tired of school, homework, parents telling you what to do? Why not take a trip to.... The Back Of Mr. Smith's Windowless Van! No ADULTS CANDL

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Entry by AndrewHackley

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Entry by heartchunks

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Entry by GundamPanda

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Entry by IamBoat

14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit

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Entry by King_Friday

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Entry by HairyNetTroll

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Entry by forbes

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