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The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

With the influx of films seeking PG-13 ratings or below to make more money, the art of swearing on camera has declined significantly. But what would happen if movies didn't have any language restrictions? How much better would The Sound Of Music have been if all the songs were written by members of the Wu-Tang clan?

We put that question to our readers (the first one, not the Wu-Tang one) and gave cold hard cash for the best entry. Also, Wu-Tang forever ...

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Entry by stgcomm

Anakin... you always were a goddamned whiny little pussy bitch!

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Entry by djHanDon

CRACKED CON You killed family, my fuckin' you nazi asshole cunt!

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKED.COM HAL, WON'T ARGUE WITH YOU ANYMORE! OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOORS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKEDOON yoU FUGGED uS up AGAIN, DIPSHIT

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Entry by Phighter

MY LEGS! owW! Now I get why everyone else calls you Lord Fuckwad! CRACKED CON

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Entry by pielociraptor

Fuck you, and your shitty little dog toO!

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Artax! Move your fucking ass!

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Entry by stgcomm

You're a fuck up! You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a fuck up too. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Fauxman3

The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

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Entry by ChevySpoons

CRAGKEDC COr I AM so FUCKED WHEN THE SORCERER FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!

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Now. looke ere Miss Daisy, Its fuckin hotter'n hell 'n you done got E8 lost. So. why don't you make things easy for once. YA stubborn relic and admit

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Entry by stgcomm

CRACKED Why don't you come up some time and HUCKME????

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Entry by gatorboymike

The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

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CRACKEDCO COM Bastards... u Sen

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Entry by baredevil

CRACKED.COM Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'encule de ta mere, Ministre Frollo!

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

CRACKED COM IF YA WANT DANNY ZUKO TO STICK AROUND, YA GOTTA LET HIM RAMMA RAMMA RAM YA WITH HIS BIG DING DONG!

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The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

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Entry by Phighter

Where is my motherfucking supersuit?

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Entry by Adude

Well, Buzz, now that my fans are adults... You're crazier than a goddamn sack of clown shit! 8uzh BUZ OGHTYEAR CRACKED COM

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Entry by gicusudoru

OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! CRACKEDCON

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Entry by usernamenazi

The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

Go... the fuck... to sleep! CRACKED CON

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Entry by TheBuzzard

CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Paka

THE FUCK, MONKA?! SURE, THEY'RE ASSHOLES, BUT THEY'RE JUST KIDS!

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Entry by AzISeeIt

The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

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Entry by Manx MacReady

The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

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Entry by usernamenazi

PLEASE DON'T SHIT ON ME. CRACKED COM

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Entry by ChevySpoons

CRACKED.COM PRESIDENT SNOW! You JUST BOMBED A HOSPITAL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WELL, TAKE NOTE: IF WE BURN, yOU'RE GONNA FUCKING WELL BURN WITH us!

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Entry by DanofDemise

RUN, assholes!

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Entry by Scott Laffey

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS A KESSEL RUN?

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Entry by null&void

motherfucking shit-faced pansy cock- sucker assholes- Mak

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