The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

With the influx of films seeking PG-13 ratings or below to make more money, the art of swearing on camera has declined significantly. But what would happen if movies didn't have any language restrictions? How much better would The Sound Of Music have been if all the songs were written by members of the Wu-Tang clan?

We put that question to our readers (the first one, not the Wu-Tang one) and gave cold hard cash for the best entry. Also, Wu-Tang forever ...

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