The 14 Greatest Jobs (That Can Never Exist)

We all grow up hoping to achieve greatness in a totally awesome field of work. Ninja, star fighter, rebel leader against an oppressive regime, the illest rapper alive -- we've all had dreams of being these at one point or the other.

But what would life look like if these were jobs people would actually pay us to do? We asked our readers to show us just that and gave money to the winner. But first, the runners-up ...

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Entry by ReaperCDN

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Entry by mkad

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Entry by keanwho

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by rlx2

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Entry by keanwho

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Entry by BradyLady

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Entry by TheController

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Entry by filenotfound

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by Manx377

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Entry by pielociraptor

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Entry by Danzy

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, TheBuzzard. You win money.

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