14Entry by Scott Laffey
13Entry by tusk1113
Texting is quickly becoming the manner in which people spell out the details of the horrible shit they've done. Which, we're not really sure why seeing as how most scandals these days are happening because of some sort of leaked electronic form of communication. Still though, people are dumb sacks of meat and poop and keep barreling along the same path.
That's why we asked you to show us the exchanges famous folks probably had right before shit hit the fan. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.