30 Video Game Villain Recruitment Posters

Ever wonder how that level boss is able to get hundreds of mindless drones to throw themselves at you, just to keep you away from the castle? We're thinking it has to be their awesome recruitment campaigns.

We asked you to photoshop some materials that would make a man want to join a video game villain's army. The winning entry is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by shannanegin

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Entry by Tim Hawkman

$6.00 Senic HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE A NINJA? ARE DUDE TO YOU A BAD ENOUGH KIDNAP THE PRESIDENT? NINJA HELP US COMMIT RAMPANT RELATED CRIMES! Hrs o

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Entry by bogusai

THE KOOPA TROOP The Leaders of Minority and Diversity Employment Our commitment to diversity Is demonstrated through strategic goals aimed at thwartin

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Entry by gomezdm

CRACKED.COM There's Strong. Then there's shoot powers out of your God Damn hands strong. Are you THAT kind of strong? Call Mortal Kombat at 888-KICK-A

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Entry by Bell110

UMBRELLA CORPORATION Preserving the Health of the People The Umbrella Corporation. leader in medical research for the past 30 years, is looking for

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Entry by HyperGlavin

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Entry by jaykay

DOG WANTED Must be able to run, fetch and LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AT FAILURE. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Crzy8s

Do you posses the CRACKED.com ability to process long hours. rerain polite in the most frustrat of situat ions. remain vigilant for eternity? IF SO TH

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Entry by Craig Sheehan

THIS GOU.D B YOU! Can you fail to see somebody IWO feet away because he's in a shadow? Do you write off footsteps, moving silhouettes andhuman whistli

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Entry by Gibbo69

We Are Not So Many SHODAN Needs Many More.oo Great Pay Excellent Health: Plan Share Options Available Join THE MANY Today! AIso Killer Monkeys Require

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Entry by Kybard

ALBERT WILY WEAPON ENHANCEMENT & LODGING SERVICES Wish your ARM CANNON said more abouit who you are? Also wish you had a PALACE to call your own? STOP

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Entry by Meccs

WANTED Random Encounters Gil and items to carty around with you will be supplied upon hiring (spend & die policy) o800-Sephiroth (2 gil/min.) CRACKED.

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Entry by scoob

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Entry by toffeetumble

2 SIDES? CONFUSED? STARFOX OR STARWOLF? THIS GUY'S ON THEIR SIDE... NEED WE SAY MORE...? astarwolf CRACKED:cOm

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Entry by Kybard

DETERMINATION. STRENGTH. MINDLESS HATRED. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PART OF US? YES, YOU DO! see new places! meet new people! eat everything!

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Entry by boredatwork

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Entry by Solo66

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Entry by standardissue

c1-00 PARTY RENTAL GROWING COMPANY. requires additional to deliver and set- 2 man crew. LIVE-IN etc have own up party tents Must truck with mature, pr

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Entry by footlesspuppy

Unfortunate Events Needed Applicants should possess skills in the following Stock Wages Breaking limbs 20.00 200.00 Drowning families 10.00 50.00 Misg

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Entry by scoob

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Entry by Sanchez .

EMPLOVMNT w>unota yer TOTAL WEIRDOS ENTALS galactie has openings for Surreal empire -Killer Diving Helmcts -Ambulatory Sandwiches FatalToasters HADREN

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Entry by T-Bone

Do you have steel d chest plate that reveals your weak point only wher both of your flashing knee caps dre shot simultaneously Can Yo perfom repefifiv

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Entry by snipes

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Entry by rollingStone

anted: Soldiers for L iguid celot. TTo kill that asshole down there. We couln't possibly kill all of us... right? METAGEARSOADL CRACKED.COM GUNS OF TH

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Entry by Chris Bucholz

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Entry by Cotter

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Entry by Chab Gassie

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Entry by Rick K

Our health and ammo must be protected. Join the crate Manufacturing Union today!

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Entry by Jono

OPEN TRYOUTS APRIL 1. 1987 THE W.V.B.A. WORLD CIRCUIT SEEKS QUALIFIED MID-CARD ENTRANTS ALL ETHNIC STEREOTYPES URGED TO APPLY FIGHT ALONGSIDE BOXING'S

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Entry by HyperGlavin

HEY KIDS! BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO OWN YOUR VERY HEADCRAB! OWn THIS CUTE LITLE SCAMP Will LEAP AND SING HIS WAY INTO YOUR HEART. JUST ONE HUG. AN

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