If History Got a Gritty Reboot

Washington probably couldn't charm bullets, Ben Franklin probably never tamed lightning, and most historians agree that Lincoln didn't invent those wooden Legos. But nobody can deny that our history books are more entertaining thanks to the presumably crazy people who first made those stories up.

We challenged our readers to take history's superheroes back to their gritty basics using the magic of image-manipulation. The winners are below, but first the runners up...

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Entry by Kyanzes

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Entry by mythofawesome

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Entry by Mrfrunzi

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Entry by trey

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

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Entry by Unept

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Entry by LionelHounjet

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Entry by drageflamme

CRACKED.cOM FATHER, I CANNOT TELL A LIE I BURNED THAT MOTHERP#KING CHERRY TREE TO THE GROUND. SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WASHINGTON DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY

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Entry by FrenchFries

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Entry by anglerfish

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Entry by DayDreamer

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Entry by killercars

CRABKEDCUB Nazareth. DOGS a film by Judas Tarantino HRR this shit is about to get biblical.

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Entry by RodneyHardman

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Entry by Fredsamuel

If History Got a Gritty Reboot

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Entry by ACrazyHipster

If History Got a Gritty Reboot

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