Listen, the state of television is pretty abysmal. There are about five great shows right now, and a thousand just absolutely terrible ones. But, we can fix it.

We asked our readers to conjure up some spinoffs of classic shows that would absolutely annihilate TV rankings forever. Please, random TV producer we don't know, make all of these happen.

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