14Entry by Zapp Rowsdower
13Entry by dezinerau
The world is full of mysteries that we'll probably never get the answers to. Of course, it's always fun to speculate. And hell, if that speculation becomes truth then we'll consider that a victory and give ourselves a big hug for it.
And we think our readers deserve hugs to -- so that's why we asked them to pitch in. Our readers put together some leaked texts that would answer, well, everything. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...