If Movie Titles Were Honest

Movie titles don't tell you much. If all you had to go on was the name, you might think Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti was Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop was a porn they had to shoot when the Radison Inn double booked.

In July, we asked you to show us what some Hollywood blockbusters might have been called if they really told you what you were getting, and more recently asked for honest Oscar movie titles. The winners are below, but first the runners up...

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Based on a story that may have some mild truth to it The Improbable Sports Hero of Unlikely Origins. CRACKED.COM NOVEMBER 20

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

2 WINNEB OF 2 ACADEMY AWARDS BEST ACTRESs BEST SCREEN- BRAINERD a film by joel & ethan coen A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere. CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by mcgoverntt

CRACKED.COM NOMINATED NOMINATED NOMINATED VENICE FILM FESTIVAL BEST ACTOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR GOLDEN LION INOPENDENT SPT AWAROS INDEPENOENT SPRIT AW

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Entry by maluba

CRACKED.cOM TTIHIMAI ITA TTII AAA TO 907 123 93T MOTTUE MIMAIME CHRISTMAS DAY km

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

CRACKED.COM DANIE L DAYLEwIS PULTNMES ANOPRSIN There Mill Be Bland (But Dery, Dery Little) MHrre PT 3 Dia HUL HNO AIVIN1 OCONNORL CLARLENIRNTIC DLLOIN

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HOPEFULLY THELAST M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN MOVIE IAMLIP -ON PAARVOOT PICTURES NCKELODEON 0 MOTES PPOT BLINNDING EDGE PICTLRES ENNEDWM A ARSHAUL OOWNPANY PAC

SEREW THE RULES MATTHEW POPULAR BRODERICK KID DOES WHAT HE WANTS One man's struggle to take control. IOHN HUGHES FILM PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS MIAS

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Entry by TFB

ANGELINA JOLIE JASOMBOURNE L I  T H MUMLIE WHO I S SALT? SUMMER 2010 WHOLSALT.COM CRACKED.cOM

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CRACKED.com WadT DiSNEY PICTURES PRESENTS MERMAID THE REGULAR-SIZED

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Entry by walterscarff

If Movie Titles Were Honest

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Entry by hoomhum

CRACKED.cOM THE REBELLION BEGINS Magical Meguffin And the Deus Ex Macbina 07.13.07 WWWHARYPOTHOROORTHEPHOINIXCOM

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Entry by amyowhorker

DisNEY.PIXAR PIXAR CRY LIKE A BABY 3 JUNE 18 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by xsamxdravenx

the twilights saga Necrophilia or Furries IT ALL BEGINS... WITI A CHoIcE. 2000BHIAWO RPEE cly AGK FMA un 30 CRACKED.COM

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SIMPSONS tHe EXTRA LONG EPIS DE 7.27.07 ONLY IN THEATERS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by jazbeck

BASED ON THE EXTRAORDINARY TRUE STORY 74 SANDRA BULLOCK WHITE GUILT NOVEMBER20 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by jazbeck

Ellen Michael Jennifer Jason Allison J.K. Page Cera Garner Bateman Janney Simmons I could not tell a single goddamn song apart in this thing's shitty

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Entry by Greg Welsh

MICHAEL TACKSON'S THIS WOULD HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO DVD SiSI BUT THEN HE DIED CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Cocky0

BORN TO KiLL Stanley Kubrick's YOU'LL ONLY REMEMBER THE FIRST HALF WARNER BROS STANLEY KIBRICK'S TOULLOUREVELEER THE FESTHALF PESENTS STARRING MATTHEW

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Entry by chipsnaxley

Cute Clever Mischxeyur: Intelligent. Dangerous STEVEN SPIELHERG PUPPETS Ppry STARRING ZACH CALLIGAN HOERS CATESHOYT AXTON-POLLY HOLLDAY- BANCES UESE M

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Entry by AgentCoop

REVENGE IS A FUNNY THING GEDRGE CLOOVEY BRAD PITT MATT DAVON ANDY GARCIA DON CHEADLE CARLOSIENCH ELLEN BARKIN ar AL PACINO OCEAN'S ONE MORE THAN WHATE

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Entry by Tim_Mixon

CRACKED.COM eDaD L HOKEDS HONT NEvER THE uIL ILS TIOSTALLGL SE EL uSTaoD ALL WHHEN

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Entry by pfelon

CRACKED.cOM FRov ACADEVY AWARDP WNING DRECTOR PETER JACKSON NAOMI WATTS JACK BLACK ADRIEN BRODY KING KONG ISN'T IN THIS UNTIL THE 4S MINUTE MARK CKN K

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Entry by Oneel

If Movie Titles Were Honest

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Entry by mlevy1227

VAL TOMMY LEE JIM KILMER JONES CARREY ACTION FIGURES NICOLE CHRIS KIOMAN O'DONNELL JUNE 16 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ChickenSoda

KEANU REEVES LAURENCE FISHBURNE I ONCE SKIMMED THROUGH A PHHLOSOPHY BOOK RORLMREEVEA JFEEK BF. CRACKED.cOM wWwhatisthematrix.co

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Entry by malkatz

CLOKHNT AINID R. PUINS

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Entry by Texscribbler

NOT SINCE KUBRICK MADE 2001 HAVE MORE AUDIENCES SAID... THEhuc WHAT HAPPENS IF I ACTUALLY GET IT? AKELM PAESEUIS AN FRP PODCTOS IF ASANE CORSSTH PLM

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Entry by Greg Welsh

If Movie Titles Were Honest

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Entry by Wibblewobble

CRACKED.COM MILLA JOVOVICH RESIDENT EVIL: CHANCE OF SEeIng Her TNIS: HIGH THEYRE STILL QurTE PERKY YOU KNOW AYOMOVICA CNET OCENTEVE FTNCTICN CRSTOP-ER

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Entry by Tim_Mixon

CRACKED.COM the maximized profitsa saga hormones 06.30.10

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Entry by Damien

CRACKED.COM SUPPORT MICHAEL BAY'S CRIPPLING cOCAINE ADDICTON 2 HRS OF CGI UASTURBATIOD 2009 THIS FILMIS NOT YET RATED LHAMVMHON I9 onon peaunt MCUR ri

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Entry by argel319

ROBERT Watch PATTINSON EMILE CHRIS DE RAVIN LENA COOPER PIFRCE this OLIN BROSNAN movie because Robert Pattinson gets hit by an airplane. And it's awes

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Entry by Agent Spiff

CRACKED.cOM adventure has a name... it must be Indiang Jones. HAN SOLo If he were AN ARCHREOLOGIST HARRISON FORD INDANA IONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM K

TH A- NO CLNAN GRYAWAY N Yw BALLN NO COUNTRY There Mhill We laob FOR OLD MEN CRACKED.COM

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Entry by remosnim

KEVIN COSTNER L. John Dunbar is about to discover the frontier..within himself. White Man: The Superior Tndian TIGFRODUCHIONSERESENIS KEVINOOSTNER DAI

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