19 Wonder Drugs We'd Actually Like to See

Look, we're all for making sick people feel better, but "wonder drug" is way too awesome a phrase to be wasted on mere healing. You say those two words together, we want at least one super power, even if it's one of the bad ones.

We asked our readers to invent some pills that might actually deserve such a name. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Saleanares

19 Wonder Drugs We'd Actually Like to See

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Entry by MrMr

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Entry by Herr Terror

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Entry by farksake

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Entry by LexLuthorJr

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Entry by mattographer

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Skot

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Entry by Saleanares

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