The 30 Most Inappropriate Children's Books Possible

One has to be delicate when writing a children's book. One wrong word or phrase can take the entire moral you're trying to put across. Which is why it's probably good these pages probably got left on the cutting room floor.

Our readers go back and show us the horrific and twisted consequences of what could have been in our childhood stories. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by HamHurt

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Entry by veryfinehat

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Entry by GallopGhost

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Entry by mattographer

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Entry by fairfax

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Entry by straightface

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Entry by WRWeir

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Entry by BRWombat

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Entry by sonoftime

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Entry by Manx377

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Entry by NinjaBill

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by mattscrack

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by VALDAKIS

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Entry by HamHurt

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by straightface

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Entry by RB2

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Entry by fairfax

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Entry by WRWeir

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Entry by Manx377

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Entry by dw1039

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Entry by ironical

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Entry by OkMeatFood

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, RenegadeClock. You win money.

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