If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

Every couple of months, a once famous former something or other writes a book that makes the deliberately vague promise to "tell all." Occasionally, one of them will accidentally touch on something interesting, but for the most part they exist for their authors to remind us that they still exist.

We asked you to show us what it would look like if some of our favorite fictional characters subjected themselves to such bullshit. The winners are below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by DICKWOLF!

CRACKED.COML That actually was A KNIFE My battle with self delusion and over compensation M. J. CROCODILE DUNDEE

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Entry by ethal1222

CRACKED.COM DID WHAT JUST I THINK I WAS DOING Secrets and Confessions from the Jupiter Mission HAL 9000 With Foreword By GLaDOs

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Entry by lucidatype

CRACKED.COM Behinde Chocelate Bars ::A Memoir:: ...A harrowing tale of servitude and survival. -The New York Times Charles O Loompa

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Entry by tcquad

CRACKED.COM In God WeTrust HOW THE UNITED STATES SHOULD COPE WITH GLOBAL WARMING, TERRORISM AND GAY MARRIAGE Written by the Founding Fathers as they e

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Entry by MosinNagant

CRACKED.COM My Addiction Cookie Monster

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If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

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Entry by ethal1222

ED 209 Climbing thestairs A Story of Overcoming Life's. Obstacles CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by mattographer

the 21991 Facts DLife NOW THE SENSATIONAL MGM MOTION PICTURE WRONG AKE FROM THE DEBAUCHERY AT EASTLAND SCHOOL FOR GIRLS TO THE FIRE AT EDNA'S EDIBLES

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Entry by Rinato

If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

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Entry by tgr10

CRACKED OM This One I Drove Time, Really a Cool Car From the Hey... author Relax of

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Entry by Qarano

CRACKED.cOM Juiced An intriguing expose on the rampant steroid use involved in the naval and spinach industries.. a must read! -Wallstreet Journal P

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Entry by MajorAlex

CRACKED.COM FORCED - to work with a stroke (What? You really thought I spoke Swedish?) A heart wrenching story! -New York Times Leaves the reader appa

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Entry by lucidatype

PLANETWIDE BESTSELLER What I told you was true...from a certain point of view. -Obi-wan Kenobi LIES My MASTER TOLD ME EVERYTHING YOUR JEDI MASTER WI

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Entry by Dont-Panic

CRACKED COM 'Work of arts .Mute Wieekly NEW! There's Iincwx no text.

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Entry by Cryvern

CRACKED.HO I have never Said ANY of these things! That's what she said! Everyone The story SHE of

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Entry by McBeefy

CRACKED.O com blind? Are you a uead me because I life How around double everyone dumb. KENT is CLARK eternia an adam of with prince

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Entry by AngmarBucket

CRACKED. com Under the Hood: One Jawa's reveal of the poverty and specism in the Outer Rim Impressive. Most Impressive. -Darth Vader, Dark Lord of t

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Entry by AgentCoop

CRACKED oM I LIKE TO GO BAEK AND WATEH IN TIME MYSELF POOP AND MORE STARTLING TIME PUBLIC LORD CALL BOX REVELATIONS THE DOITOR

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Entry by Dumb Dinosaur

CRACKED.cOM MOVING LEFT AND RIGHT How defense the King's places strategy ALLat us risk The Authors

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Entry by babyfaceGAM

ALF-a Male: a story of Sex Addiction Told by ALF CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Bacter

HAFTEI FU REITH 5IENRIR DERITTH S RIRCHITECT THE TRUE STORY IF HOW REE INCOMPETENGE AN RAFI FROM WITHIN THE EMPIRE IESTROVED THE IEATH STAR LONG BEFOR

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