20 Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist

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Too often celebrity endorsements are dictated by agents and entertainment executives and common sense. What if for once, the famous just said fuck it, and started churning out goods based on a combination of honesty, awesomeness and a desire to amuse the readers of Cracked.com? We asked you to photoshop what those products might look like.

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GEORGE FOREMAN THE GRILL HOLY COW! George Foreman will personally knock your teeth out before installation! Men $100 Women $50 Kids $35 Forget grillin

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CHRIS HANSEN'S Pedometer Now you can CATCH A PREDATOR! pedometer Cats Km M Lemonade CET RESET MOD and Chair Included! #ov DE Pedometer CRACKED.oOm

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MANUTE BOL'S MINUTE BOWLS TINY FOR FOR BREAKFAST! ANOTHER GREAT IDEA Prom PUNCO TM CRACKED.OOM

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Some- times a cigar is just a cigar... Are you comfort- able enough in your manhood to bite the tips off of these? FREUD's Box OF COCKS olrete Sigmu
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