20 Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist

Too often celebrity endorsements are dictated by agents and entertainment executives and common sense. What if for once, the famous just said fuck it, and started churning out goods based on a combination of honesty, awesomeness and a desire to amuse the readers of Cracked.com? We asked you to photoshop what those products might look like.

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Entry by anlight

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20 Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist

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Entry by aaron666

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