The First Time You Use The Nintendo 3DS [COMICS]

With the announcement of the Nintendo 3DS--the biggest piece of gaming news in several years--we knew that only a web comic could properly capture the internet's reaction, since most gaming commentary is delivered in that format. Rather than make one, we started with a bare-bones teamplate drawn by Ben Driscoll of Daisy Owl fame, and let the Cracked hive mind loose to modify it as they pleased.


Seems innocent enough, right?

We offered $50 to the best entry. The results range from funny, uplifting, to the kind of deeply unsettling horror that will make you want to move to an isolated cabin in the woods.

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NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH THE 3DS' UPDATE oF Love pLUS PROMISES TO TAKE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH NENE TO THE RADICAL NEXT LEVEL... LL R SE OH SWEET ESU

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Entry by BRWombat

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH 3D without goggles? I'll believe it when I see it. I'm next. CRACKED.COm

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Entry by Nathan Birch

NIN TENDO 3DS ADMIT rr MAN. THe 305 I5 GONNA 5LCK. PLEASE, NINTENDO ALWAYS DELIVERS I'LL KISS you ON THE MOUTH IC IT DOESN'T LIVE up TO THE HYPE TuI5

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Entry by iantendo

NIN JTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH The 3DS is So awesome it has an app that can tell your futurel 1 Just Married! START SELEC CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Charlie

NINTENDO 3DS DNIGHT LAUNCH I don't really care uihat games are being released at launch, I'm just here to support the advancement of gaming technology

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Entry by Jim Avery

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH ...I tell him it does 3D. and he says Oh yeah? Well it also does YOUR MOM!I swear. some fanboys just don't... Oh! Ah! O

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Entry by GundamPanda

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH ONL4 SIPLETONS FALL FOR THIS 3D GRAPHIGS GRAZE. THE INFORMED INDIVIDUAL knows THE REAL TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL 15 THE ACCELE

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Entry by qcfx2a

THAT THA. MOCA sTUDIo MAQIO AME NINTENDO 3DS MIDN WCH yoU yest PLAY MAMA NOP A WE SOT kNeES ANO A LIKE NINTENDO 3DS A TALE LIIKE MIDNIGHI TAALE SCH TH

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Entry by justinfrost

NINTENDO 3DS A Totally worth coming to Japan for it. Plus we get a free game here. CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by AgentCoop

N TENDO 3DS NINTENDO'S LATEST HANDHELD CTILIZES STATE-OF -THE-ART TECHINOLOGY NIGHT LAUNCH TO CREATE AN IERSIVE 5-0 GAMING EXPERlENCE WITHOUt THENEED

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Entry by SSB_Intern

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHI ALAI u Oh, hey cool. Alan Do Moore. know You here for you what these companies do? They make empty for the DS? you your wallet n

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Entry by GundamPanda

NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH EARLY REVIEWS ARE SAVING THE SUSTEM'S PROPRIETARY WIREL IMPLEMENTAT ION GREATING OF SHIT. LISTEN WE'VE INTERFERENCE WITH

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Entry by Charlie

Oh man, I can't wait to play some games in 30! This is going to be so much fun! NINTENDO 3DS MIDNIGHT LAUNCH James, you need to forgive yourself. It a

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Entry by mac173

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Entry by Charlie

It's been so long since I've felt anything NINTENDO approximating genuine fun 3DS or enjoyment. keep coming to these things hoping that one will respa

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