31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?

Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by TaxMan5x

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by S Peter Davis

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Entry by squawkmookie

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Entry by weezerbholly

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Entry by NecroCritic

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Entry by dw1039

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Entry by Dethwolf

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Entry by Gino Reyes

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Entry by TaxMan5x

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by Franchessa

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Entry by CharginChuck

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

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Entry by GallopGhost

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Entry by Mind_Riot

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Entry by iWrite4u

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by 404notfound

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by swee2th

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Entry by MagnusPI

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Entry by El Zoof

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Entry by Dethwolf

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Tansero

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Entry by EvilFozzie

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by Dethwolf

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Mgloss. You win money.

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