31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?

Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by TaxMan5x

Seven Dirty Words Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfuicker Tits

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Entry by Ted E.

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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OSCAR nominee. THEN CAME MOTORCYCLE CRASH. now CARICATURE. 6840 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by S Peter Davis

UNDERAGE DOCTOR NOW PLAYS WOMANIZING JERKS REALITY? GAY. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by squawkmookie

Hunky E.R. doc Mullet on The Facts of Life Bat-nips? Big mistake. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by weezerbholly

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Entry by NecroCritic

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Entry by dw1039

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Entry by Dethwolf

The arc of Nic Cage: No rise, no fall. A spiral. (Time travel involved?)

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Entry by Gino Reyes

SEVEN SYLLABLES LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! ONE HUNDRED G'S PER CRACKEDCON

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Entry by TaxMan5x

CRACKEDOON eRaotoirt HUST HUST HUSTLER FTPYTA ECVE Unlikely hero First Amendment is his friend Perverts have rights too

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Entry by luvthecubs

Kotter. Fever. Grease. Was gone for a while -then back. Thanks Tarantino! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Franchessa

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Entry by CharginChuck

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

Shaped the fantasy, Of Westeros and ESSOS. Smasher of beetles. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by GallopGhost

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Entry by Mind_Riot

CRACKED CON Capable..actor? DROPS random, punctuation! Weird? Keeps you...watching!

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Entry by iWrite4u

honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk

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Entry by luvthecubs

THE HORROR ICON. TYPECASTING DROVE HIM BATTY. HIs LIFE KINPA SUCKED. GRACKEDCOM

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Entry by 404notfound

CRACKEDCO COM CiteECON Co ab Show me the money! Won him critical acclaim Snow Dogs ended it.

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Entry by luvthecubs

lie AEROSMIIH said - THE dude looks IKE a lady. Gl, beER wok! you CRACKEDCON

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Entry by swee2th

CRACKEDCON MAN HAS GIANT DONG GIANT DONG CAN'T FIX UGLY STILL HAS GIANT DONG

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Entry by MagnusPI

CRACKED Shot for her beliefs COM Yowngesr Nobel Proge wvcuner Suck it, Valiban

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Entry by El Zoof

What Fred did, she did... ...but backwards and in high heels. Now that, lads, is class.

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Entry by Dethwolf

CRACKED COM With his comedy He lit the world on fire Did the same to self

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Entry by Ted E.

CRACKED.CON MANY BROKEN BONES IT'S OKAY. I'M JACKIE CHAN PUNCH BACK INTO PLACE

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Entry by Tansero

CRACKEDcO COM Dirt poor Dutch painter, Unknown all his life, poor guy; Famous for lost ear.

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Entry by EvilFozzie

A generation's finest actor ruined by one weird sound hooah CRACKED CON COM

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Entry by luvthecubs

CRACKEDCON BASS PLAY BARELY COULO CRAZY HIS STABBED ASS GIRLFRIEND POSTERIZED PUNK GOD

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Entry by Dethwolf

CRACKED.COM Liked to paint at first Had problems with the neighbors Curious mustache

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Entry by Mgloss

FUCK YOU, TRAINEE CHEF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AW, FUCKING FUCK OFF! CRACKEDOONF

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