What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

We've all walked away from a situation wishing we didn't make it awkward by saying that thing that made everyone uncomfortable and weary of us.

Point is, surely movie characters have been in the same situation. Our readers went back and retconned our favorite movies to include what characters wish they could've said. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Stroogie

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by OkMeatFood

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Entry by hotrod2001

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by dookiekong

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Entry by whoiswillo

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Entry by paulieslapass

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Entry by Matt Lovell

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Entry by krakenkraked

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Entry by chipsnaxley

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by ironical

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Entry by rantong

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Entry by NolRoa

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by Stonicus

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Entry by OkMeatFood

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Entry by elendirl

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by SallyForth

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Entry by ChevySpoons

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Entry by Ecuilnguq

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Entry by Steven Widow

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by LostMyName

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, satyrfrost2. You win money.

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