We’ll get you through this.
It’s time to send these characters to the showers, and give these other ones a chance.
TFW you think you’re Han Solo, but it turns out you’re Gordon Gekko.
How are we all still so bad at this?
Surprisingly, things usually don’t turn out the way you expect them to.
Hey, gang, let’s split up and search! --no real person, ever
We’d rather sleep for a week than do literally any of this stuff.
Don’t worry, we’ve got this meatspace thing all figured out.
You can literally draw a straight line between these plot points. So we did.
All the do’s, don’ts, and ‘seriously, dude, don’ts’ you could ever need.