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24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At
The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the over-achieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on.
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14 Reality Shows from Before the Invention of TV
As much as we'd like to deny it, reality television is the most depressingly honest barometer of a society since the Romans were thumbs-downing Gladiators.
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13 Famous Musicians (If They Were Still Around)
Our most ingenious musicians have an almost mandatory expiration date to their lives, or at least the prime of their creative abilities. We asked you to show us what some of our favorite musicians of classic pop music might be up to today if they hadn't bowed out early.
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15 Unseen Support Staffs Behind Superheroes
Even superheroes need a little help sometimes. We asked you to show us what their staffers exactly do for them.
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23 Website Warning Labels That Ought to Exist
We all know that the Internet is a dangerous place. We asked you to show us the labels that should be legally attached to our favorite websites.
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15 Monuments Someone Needs to Build
These days, people raise money for ridiculous monuments. We asked you to show us the ones that actually deserve it.
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17 Ways You'd Abuse Video Game Powers in Real Life
As many a genie movie has taught us, you should be careful what you wish for. The powers that we implicitly wish for every day while playing video games might go even less smoothly.
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If Movie Titles Were Taken Literally
This is what a Hollywood without movie trailers and posters would look like.
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If Video Game Characters Got The Deaths They Deserve
Let's face it: As much as we love video game characters, we've all been so frustrated to the point that we wished them violent harm. We asked you to show us what that looked like.
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The 13 Hardest Situations to Talk Your Way Out Of
Sometimes you find yourself in a situation that you can easily bullshit your way out of. Other situations, well, as you'll see, aren't so easy.
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23 Awkward Moments From the Lives of Supernatural Beings
We have at least one awkward moment a day, but those are easily recovered from. But what about slip-ups on a supernatural level?
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23 Movie Plots Easily Solved by Everyday Technology
A lot of movies could've been solved with simple solutions. We asked our readers to show us what the genius' in the movies couldn't come up with.
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If Video Game Adaptations of Movies Didn't Suck
What should be a golden opportunity to highlight all the things games do better than less interactive media has more often been an excuse to rush something out before a movie's out of theaters. We show you why it doesn't have to be that way.
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20 Prequels Too Awesome to Exist
In the wake of the general disappointment in 'Prometheus' we got to wondering what prequels Hollywood could make that wouldn't end with fan boys singing about their childhood being raped. We asked you to imagine them for us.
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What 14 Corporations Would Look Like in Human Form
If you thought some companies were ugly already, well, then prepare to toss your cookies.
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