Cracked Personal Experiences
Turns out that crap you can buy off the street corners is some kind of miracle cure.
- By Robert Evans
We sat down with a state-certified high school umpire from the Midwest to find out what it's like to make a whole stadium full of people hate you, day after day.
For Blockbuster and Kmart employees, showing up for work every day was like watching grandma slowly lose her mind.
How long do you think it takes conspiracy theorists to turn nasty after a national tragedy? A year? A month? Nope: Immediately.
Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.
So there's this guy in Afghanistan who learned English from watching old Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, and he has quite the story to tell.
- By Robert Evans
It's impossible to imagine being afraid of, well, everything in the Universe outside your front door. Unless, of course, you've been there.
Some things are just harder for women, from getting a job to finding pants with real pockets to the basic human right to pee standing up. Even homelessness.
On one hand, this is a career that 30 years ago would have been considered too fanciful for a sci-fi novel. On the other, it sounds like one of the saddest jobs we've encountered.
E.T. was so bad it's credited for starting the video game crash. So what's it like being the Ed Wood of gaming?
In 2006, the ATF started experimenting with letting cartels smuggle guns into Mexico. We talked to someone who was a part of this predictable disaster.
Don't act like you never wanted to know what it's like to fly giant hunks of metal powered by spinning knives.
We, as a society, have long mocked fat people. But it's time we started to really understand what they're going for.