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I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities
Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!
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- By Evan V. Symon , Anonymous
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Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life
The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- 371
My Disease Is Shown (Inaccurately) In Every Medical Drama
Warning: If you're eating, maybe bookmark this page and come back to it later.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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5 Things I Learned As A Child Star Of The Worst Movie Ever
The film was technically inept, its plot was nonsense, and the actors seemed to be actively trying to escape the set in every scene. And now hear from one of them.
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- By Mark Hill, Jackey Jones
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We Draw Furry Porn: 6 Things We've Learned On The Job
A sample workday: hours of drawing and revising wolf boners so the veins really pop.
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- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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6 Things Only A Sewage Treatment Plant Knows About Your Town
Well, at least the good news is we don't have to give up toilet paper.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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I Was Kidnapped: 5 Things The Movies Don't Show You
The scariest thing imaginable is knowing that you did everything right and took every precaution possible, and yet still ended up in a bad situation.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Nicole Kauffman
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I'm Paid To Mourn At Funerals (And It's A Growing Industry)
These people don't just kind of stand by the graveside to fill out the crowd -- they assume fake identities and fool the rest of the mourners into thinking they're one of the bereaved.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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5 Ways Porn Is Bizarrely Racist Behind The Scenes
Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. Mireille Miller-Young
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I Discovered My Company Was Evil During A Routine Audit
What's the worst thing your boss has ever done? Made you work on the weekend? Sexually harassed the secretary? Gave millions of dollars to an infamous dictator? Jack's boss did that last one.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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I Was Burned Alive By An Angry Mob: Here's My Story
WARNING: If you're sensitive to reading stories about real people being burned alive by mobs, you might want to skip this one.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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- 506
I'm In History Books And I'm Only 28: 5 Weird Realities
Being a miracle of science isn't quite the blessing you'd think it was.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Alice Kirkman
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- 699
5 Tricks You Learn Finding Background Locations For Movies
We spoke to Alex Gianopoulos, a location scout who helped turn a fairly obscure city into the fictional meth capital of the USA.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Alex Gianopoulos
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5 Realities Of Being A Mixed-Race Child When That's Illegal
Ever wonder what it's like being a living, breathing felony offense?
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird
No one really knows where fetishes come from. Especially ones involving self-burning genitals.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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- 691