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5 Insane Things I Did As A Cop (They Don't Show On TV)
We talked to two ex-cops about everyone's favorite topic. Here's what they said.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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5 Ugly Realities Of Being A Woman Visiting India
The truth is, almost all of my memories of India are tainted because of one uncontrollable factor: I am female.The truth is, almost all of my memories of India are tainted because of one uncontrollable factor: I am female.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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5 Insane Facts Of Life In Rural China
Jacek Mokujin Adamus spent a year backpacking through rural China, exploring an amazing -- and often unsettling -- side of the country you're not going to see on the news.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jacek Adamus
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5 Things You Won't (Want to) Believe I Saw Guarding US Nukes
Just FYI: The people guarding your world-destroying super-weapons are unqualified teenagers.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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5 Horrifying Things Real Dead Bodies Do (Too Weird For TV)
Corpse juice, y'all.
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- By Anonymous, J.F. Sargent
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6 Things You Learn Being Mauled By Bears
WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF BEARS EATING HUMANS.
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- By Anonymous, Isaac Cabe
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6 Inside Facts About Jeopardy From A 74-Episode Winner
You probably remember when the media lost their collective shit over Ken Jennings, who raked in over $3 million from Jeopardy. We sat down with, and here's what he told us.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Ken Jennings
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6 Things I Learned Lying To Banks To Fix Your Credit
There is a very shady underground market of credit rating fixers. We spoke to a guy who has done that very job. He's choosing to remain anonymous, for reasons that will soon be abundantly clear.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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No Fat Tourists: 5 Rules Of Life As A Prostitute In Vietnam
Diem Phu Nu was a Ho Chi Minh City moped prostitute. A moped is the third most hilarious vehicle for a prostitute to use, behind a jetpack and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Diem Phu Nu
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6 Things Chefs Don't Want You to Know About Food Trucks
After doing a mountain of paperwork, any idiot can own a food truck. And any idiot can blow it sky-high.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Lawrence Fama, Josh Gatewood
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5 Bizarre Things You Only Learn About The US As An IRS Agent
Glee, terrorist attacks, and fake dead people. Just a day in the life at the IRS?
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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4 Lies Reality Shows Rely On (That Are Worse Than You Think)
Cracked sat down with a man responsible for filming numerous reality shows and, on the condition of anonymity, he put some of the 'real' back in 'reality television.'
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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5 Insane Realities At My Fundamentalist Christian College
When college students are sent to live at a Christian school where their every move is monitored, well, there is a certain potential for things to get weird.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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5 Things I Learned Cutting My Boobs Off to Avoid Cancer
Some people know cancer is coming, thanks to a certain gene mutation they can get tested for. Rather than take this sitting down, Eden Dranger opted to have her boobs removed before they could make her sick.
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- By Eden Dranger
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6 Ways Prison Is More Horrifying Than Movies Make It Look
We sat down with 'Stonewall,' who spent 15 years incarcerated for burglary and armed robbery. Here's what he had to say
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- By Robert Evans, Stonewall
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