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7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder

By Robert Evans, Talia Jane •June 30, 2014

In August 2000, my mother's three best friends were arrested for the murders of five people. She was accused of providing the alibi. Looking back, this is what I learned.

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5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks

By Robert Evans, Lance Hart •June 29, 2014

Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned.

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5 Ways Saving Wildlife Has Turned Into All-Out Warfare

By Evan V. Symon , Asgar Pathan •June 23, 2014

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5 Harsh Truths You Learn as a Doctor in the Third World

By J.F. Sargent, Cisco MD •June 22, 2014

The next time you get miffed at the wait time and the weird stains on the chairs in the free clinic, spare a passing thought for us Third World doctors.

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5 Things Movies Get Wrong About Bank Heists (From a Guard)

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •June 20, 2014

I guarded a branch of the Federal Reserve Bank, and I can tell you with a fair degree of certainty that most bank robbers wouldn't even make it out the door.

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6 Ways Life in Cartel-Run Mexico Is Nothing Like You Imagine

By Anonymous •June 17, 2014

The "war on drugs" is a lot more literal in cartel territory.

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5 Horrific Things You Learn Preserving Brains for a Living

By Robert Evans •June 15, 2014

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5 Insane Things I Learned About Drugs as an Undercover Agent

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •June 13, 2014

We talked to an agent who has gone undercover for DHS, and what we learned was pretty shocking.

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6 Unexpected Things I Learned From Being a Drug Dealer

By Robert Evans, Anonymous, J.F. Sargent •June 10, 2014

Cracked reached out to a group of drug slingers from all walks of life, verified their identities, assured our bosses that 'verifying their identities' didn't mean 'doing coke in the bathroom with them,' and then learned some surprising things .

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5 Ways Movies Get Bomb Defusing Wrong (An Inside Look)

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •June 09, 2014

Thanks to the laziness of that media exposure, most of you know way less about EOD than you think you do.

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5 Horrifying Truths About Funeral Homes (From an Undertaker)

By Chris Radomile, T Addams •June 08, 2014

My work as a mortician and funeral director has exposed me to a part of life that is always in the back of our minds, but that we perpetually shut out. And yes, it gets ugly.

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5 Things I Learned As a Cop Movies Won't Show You (Part 2)

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •June 02, 2014

If you think TV and movies make police work sound like fun, well, it is. It can be dangerous, sure, but you sure as hell wind up with some great stories.

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5 Realities of Being Lost at Sea (From a Shipwreck Survivor)

By Evan V. Symon , Steven Callahan •June 01, 2014

Steve drifted on a life raft across the Atlantic for 76 days before he was finally rescued.

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