Real Name: unclemacabee
Member Since: April 1st, 2010
I grew up on a small farm sometime in the fairly distant future. We harvested Gradads and SuperCorn for meager portions of the government portioned food and wage tickets. I was an unhappy lad and suffered from intense boredom due to the inability of my family to gain enough entertainment points to request anything of value. So I spend my days devising a way of going back in time and using my superior future knowledge to do as I pleased. During my research I stumbled across some archival footage from the year 1985 that described how to travel back in time using ancient AMC vehicles and time warping capacitors of the flux variety. Based on the detailed instructions in the archival footage I created a prototype and decided to take it for a test run. I figured going back to 1989 was a good bet in case I needed help from the creator of the time machine, Doc. In my haste to test my new invention I forgot to grab my disintegration ray that I was going to use to rule the masses. When I arrived in 1989 I appeared at the bottom of a lake, and was forced to abandon my time transportation. I then quickly learned that the archival footage was actually an entertainment movie, and Doc was not a real person. Ever since, I have been trying to get back home, because it sucks here. If you would like to help please send me as much money as possible. I figure I am still $60,000,000 away from purchasing all the raw materials required to get home.