Real Name: Jordon Rosson
Member Since: March 16th, 2010
I would put something funny here, but that requires me to think. I don't like to think, and I know you don't either.
Fine, I'll write something! I change my profile picture a lot, I still love WWE, and I have yet to get a job. It could be because I am in high school... Anyways, that's me in a nutshell. Oh, and videogames are the only other thing I do besides Cracked and Craptions. I am amazing-ish at craptions, having come in fifth place once, for which I am proud as could be.
Stealing this idea from MetsFan, go friend him. My tagline changes a lot, because I can't stand using the same joke forever.
Tagline 1: Hobos need friends too.
Tagline 2: Those fricken ninjas owe me a slightly hot wife and two urchin children!
Tagline 3: Living in my own little world, stockpiling weapons to destroy the world the rest of you call home.
Tagline 4: Hmm, waterskiing monks... That's new...
Tagline 5: Why can't we be friends? Oh yeah, you hate me...