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Real Name: Erik Germ
Member Since: May 20th, 2009
Hi, I'm Erik Germ, writer, columnist...friend. I have a gigantic nose, a beautiful wife and a very sad IMDB page. I run a website called HugeFrigginArms.com that I never, ever update. You can find my music, animation, articles and videos there.
Email me! firstname.lastname@example.org
Also, I tell dumb jokes on twitter @HugeFrigginArms
One time I invented a word! http://www.cracked.com/video_18451_how-stupid-words-get-added-to-dictionary.html
It turns out that destroying innocence was not invented by the Internet after all.
We're wondering just how many of the successful solutions here were first offered out of pure sarcasm.
Highly trained military personnel, despite the whole 'highly trained' part, are oftentimes just as bad with computers as we are.
It turns out some of the programs and websites you use every day are filled with hidden jokes or secret features that prove that programmers are even nerdier than we had assumed.
Here are six locations with more robust IMDb pages (and better managers, apparently) than 80 percent of Hollywood.
We're not accusing anyone of witchcraft -- all we're doing is presenting the evidence ... that these people may be witches.
Every once in a while, a completely innocuous animal will look at our quaint neighborhoods and civilized lives and say, 'Oh, that's way better. Let's go live there.'
If life loves to beat one lesson into our heads over and over again, it's this: If something is too good to be true, it almost always is. Just ask these people.
Now that we live in the future, you need to prepare yourself for the new wave of advertisements that are starting to appear in unlikely places.
I'm no fancy-pants marketing executive, but off the top of my head, I think it would behoove Samsung to consider the following.
All of this computer magic is at the tip of your fingers - leave it there.
No, this is not a joke.
Somehow, a lot of the technologies that wore out their welcome a decade ago have managed to stick around long after they should have filled digital mass graves.
Apparently, infomercial directors never got the memo that they aren't supposed to make up some of the most insane claims you'll ever hear.
Two of the world's most favorite pastimes are getting drunk and watching television. It's even more fun to do those two things in conjunction with one another, especially when the shows are inventing new and exciting cocktails for you to try.