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November 24, 2011

About Me

I am a nontypical welfare case that uses your tax money to keep my wife alive. I am like a legal Mr. Freeze and the government does its damnedest to keep me that way. I graduated college, but I don't know why or how and apparently I'm qualified now to tell you how little I know about English and History. I have a young son that just refuses to be corrupted, but my cockatiel has joined my quest for city block domination.

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