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Real Name: phreesh
Member Since: November 23rd, 2007
About Me: Fought with the Sandanistas in the Eighties. Moved to the Sudan in the Nineties on a mercenary gig. Moved onto Indonesia in the Oughts.
After all that killing, I'm just ready to laugh.