Real Name: philyra
Member Since: May 10th, 2010
I was raised by cyborgs on the planet Platsog IV until I ran away to join the Stellar Alliance Force Fighters at age 7. I earned many medals for valor and bravery, and one for Creative Use of Explosive Fanny Packs. I became a General at age 11, and chose to retire to the Serenity Colony on Vegra IX. I lived there until the colony was destroyed by an army of Sarah Palin Clone-bots. I now live on Earth in the guise of a mild-mannered stay-at-home-mom while planning my rise to power in this solar system. That should be an easy task with the help of the Death Star I'm building in my back yard.