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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
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You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Hope you cashed out!
A timeless classic gets the major motion picture treatment it deserves.
It’s nonfiction, it just hasn’t happened yet.
No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
This recontextualizes the entire 'Ice Age' film series.
You know he’s damaged deep down in his soul because it says so on his forehead.
If you were Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, wouldn’t you consider this a glowing review?
It sounds like he's insinuating that anyone who doesn't think Batman kills people is an idiot.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.