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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
Hi! I'm a columnist here.
Read my columns, and then read all the other stuff I've written over the years on my Tumblr page...
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It's not a new book, but hey, it's not an exhaustive report on the New York Jets' draft prospects either.
Games from 2006 AD, amirite?
Some days the headlines just write themselves!
It sounds obvious, but sometimes it's necessary to say these things out loud.
Avatar 2! It's here! It's another Avatar or whatever!
There is truly no better way to honor Jesus.
They've 'canned' the idea ... for now.
It sounds like he's insinuating that anyone who doesn't think Batman kills people is an idiot.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.