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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
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KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.
Science, as it usually does, has some surprising and kind of scary things to tell us. Apparently, no matter what kind of life you lead, scientists can still figure out who you'll be at 30 based on who you were as a toddler.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.
If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.
There's a logic to it, if you're a producer trying to figure out how to sustain your interest in your 13.5-hour award show.