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Real Name: Kier
Member Since: March 22nd, 2011
Personal experience team member for Cracked and a freelance writer/editor for a plethora of places. Find me wherever jokes are sold.
I'm always looking for writing or editing jobs, so if you have something in mind, you can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Or if that's not your thing, follow me on Twitter: @NotAnotherKier
If you're really adventurous, you can skip the traditional theme parks and visit those places where childhood dreams are traded for reality-questioning befuddlement.
Eleanor Levinson has been living with epilepsy for ten years, so we figured we'd ask her what it's really like.
Fishing in the choppy, frozen waters off Alaska is the worst of the worst. We spoke with Dash Adams to learn just how bad it can get.
We won't stop until kidnappers everywhere are too worried about their victims making them look like jackasses to ever nap a kid again.
To get a look at what happens on both sides of the camera, we interviewed a grip/electrician named Holden Wilson and a stand-in/background actor who, to preserve his anonymity, has asked to be referred to as Thrust Neckpunch.
It turns out there are some horrible implications behind all that awesome technology and progressive ideology that are never addressed.
A really powerful microscope is the sort of thing nobody would buy for entertainment, yet we can't shake the feeling that if we had one, we'd use it all the time.
Apparently, The media doesn't always have time for such time-consuming practices as 'fact checking' and 'thinking about this for a moment to work out if it sounds idiotic.'
It turns out that a whole lot of famous firsts are credited to the wrong people, due to politics, bad luck, or outright lies.
Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.