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Never mess with a 13-year-old and his beloved dog.
Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
Unless we're talking about Waldo, it's generally not all fun and games when a person goes missing.
Sometimes bad guys don't need to get all complicated with their crimes.
We're wondering how many of the world's crusaders aren't just trying to compensate for something they're doing on the side.
If there is a higher power out there, its sense of humor is cosmically screwed up.
Should you ever again decide to brave that hostile hellzone known as 'outside,' be sure to keep these in mind.
Everybody needs an occasional day off. But there's a right way to do take one, and an utterly dumb way to take one.
With a little creativity and a lot of insanity, anyone can abuse their position for fun and profit.