Keegan Kelly
Dad, husband, President, citizen.
Chris Pratt Claims He Played ‘Super Mario Bros.’ for 25 Million Hours
Apparently, Pratt’s been playing Mario since before Rome was born
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Alan Ruck Made So Little Money on ‘Ferris Bueller’ That He Had to Go Work at Sears
Ruck only made $40,000 for the John Hughes classic. Here’s where Cameron goes berserk
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Margot Robbie Might Be A Good Barbie, But David Lynch Was A Great One
Lynch played Barbie in a promotional short film for his brand of coffee beans
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Cornell Professor Explains Why We Need Dark Humor in the Fight Against Climate Change
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel funny
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Charlie Day Says Basement-Dwellers Will Be ‘Mario’ Movie’s Biggest Critics — Besides the Actual Critics, Apparently
Day says that middle-aged losers will be the hardest on the film — ‘Hold my beer,’ says Rotten Tomatoes
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TikTok Comedian Tells Us Which Ordinary Foods Would Kill Gwyneth Paltrow
God help us all if Gwyneth ever steps foot in an Arby’s
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Don’t Forget — Amy Schumer Was Supposed to Be Barbie in ‘Barbie’
Before they sold the project, Sony almost made the movie with Schumer — before a pair of heels changed her mind
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Chris Rock Convinced Donald Glover to Give Stand-Up Another Try
‘GQ’ called Glover’s stand-up career ‘god-awful’ to his face — he’ll rub his future comedy Grammy in theirs
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Tom Cruise Still Desperately Wants to Make a Les Grossman Movie — Did No One Tell Him About Harvey Weinstein?
The ‘Top Gun’ star is ‘fixated’ on a possible ‘Tropic Thunder’ spin-off
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‘Once You Get to a Place of Freedom, You Truly Start Living’: Mo’Nique Talks About Fighting for Fair Pay With Her Newest Netflix Special
Five years ago, Mo’Nique sued Netflix after publicly accusing them of pay discrimination. Today, they released her boldest comedy special yet
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Illumination, Eddie Murphy Want ‘Shrek 5’ and a Donkey Spin-Off
A fifth ‘Shrek’ is already in the works with the original cast in talks to return — and Murphy may finally get his ‘Last Wish’
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TikTok Comedian Adds Unnecessary Backstory for the Most Emotional ‘Walk Into A Bar’ Jokes Ever
Madison Sinclair turns classic jokes into tearjerkers
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Nepo Baby Twitter’s Best Jokes About Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Cutting Their Kids Out of the Will
Somehow, celebrities wanting their kids to get real jobs is news — and the jokes about it are juicy
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‘The Late Late Show with James Corden’ Will Die the Way It Lived — Sucking Up to Celebrities
Corden revealed the slate of silly celebrity segments he has planned for his farewell tour
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Dave Bautista’s Fake Stand-Up Special Announcement on April Fools’ Day Is Peak Anti-Humor
Bautista made the best joke by telling the absolute worst jokes
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TikTok Won’t Let Bobby Lee Forget That He Couldn’t Stop Telling Podcasters He Had Sex with a Young Girl in Tijuana
Clips of Lee describing an encounter with a sex worker who looked like Natalie Portman from ‘The Professional’ continue to follow the popular podcaster across social media
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Send in the Clowncore: High Fashion’s Latest Trend Is Looking Like a Clown
The bozos at ‘Elle’ have declared this spring to be the season of the clown
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James Acaster Is Crashing Ticketing Websites Like Taylor Swift
Tickets to Acaster's U.K. tour are harder to come by than Swift songs that aren't about an ex-boyfriend
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Here’s the Pro-Trans John Cleese Sketch From ‘The Meaning of Life’ to Celebrate Its 40th Anniversary
Cleese was accidentally a trans ally for four decades before he joined British Fox News
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The ‘You Can’t Say Anything’ Comics Don’t Actually Have Anything to Say
Rob Schneider announced his new Fox Nation stand-up special, and the woke mob quaked in their non-binary boots
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