I review non-sport games, read too much pen-and-paper RPG lore, write fan-fiction where nobody fucks the main characters, maintain one-shot blogs about my oh-so-interesting travels, play RTSs and FPSs without having reflexes or strategic thinking, am perpetually awestruck at how horrifying dating sites can be, read books, ride bicycles, damn internet commenters, hate tumblr political campaigns, write exhaustive lists of things that I do.
If you have a game that lacks lore or story, I can spin up some crazy yarn for it.
If you're a programmer or a 3D modeler with nothing to do and even less to lose, I have an idea for Dawn of War 2.
If you're the God-Emperor of Mankind, can I please have a lasgun?
