garrj08b

Your nightmares, Hell, and children's parties

Real Name:

Sven Hunkstrom

Member Since:

August 28, 2010

About Me

I like my women like I like my spaghetti...soft, warm, and covered in marinara sauce. I enjoy petty larceny, drug wars, and puppies. I REALLY enjoy stealing puppies from drug lords. I like cats too, but I can never eat a whole one. Chickens frighten me, as do gay cows....with all their fabulous milk.

Also, I'm 13 feet tall, 85 pounds, and I have beige hair, some even say it's ecru. My eyes are in my orbital cavities where they belong (usually). I have 3 legs, but one of them is missing. And lastly, I never, ever, EVER finish what I......