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Real Name: Danny Vittore

Member Since: September 16th, 2009

About Me:
It has been said that Danny Vittore has:

-Wrestled (and won!) against a Honey Badger
-Eaten a blob bot by accident
-A Dynasphere
-Done his part to slowing down the Soviet crab advance
-Rented a lion
-Then shot the lion with a hilariously large gun
-Ate too many carrots
-Been interviewed by Forbes here:

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