Real Name: carrieoakey
Member Since: January 20th, 2010
I'm looking for a guy (or gal) who can make me laugh. Looks just aren't important to me, as long as he's smart, funny, and hopefully has his own car!
I used to read my older brother's Cracked magazines all the time as a young girl, and am turned on by anyone with a Cracked sense of humor. I used to wish that I could either grow up and write for Cracked, or marry some one who did.
I like to spend as much time as I can naked, I just love my body, to rub my hands over my soft curves, to admire the beauty I've become, and wish to share with the world, which is why I'm on my way to Hollywood, because I want to be a star, it used to be so I could be in a Cracked movie satire, but now I want all the world to look at my beautiful body!