Baseball Had No Reported Homophobic Slurs This Season (Congrats?) It's progress, we guess. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 02, 2020
Trump's Diagnosis Could Unleash Amendment Mostly Used for Presidential Colonoscopies So far, the 25th Amendment has only been invoked for, well, uncomfortable situations. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 02, 2020
New Zealand Prime Minister Says She Smoked Weed, Nobody Cares BRB, going to add Jacinda Ardern to a list of people we'd love to smoke with ... Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 01, 2020
Subway's Bread Isn't Actually Bread, Irish Court Rules Not all bread rises to the occasion, at least according to a court in Ireland. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 01, 2020
Couple Breaks Up Over Cans of Beans, Because 2020 Some relationships just aren't meant to be(an). Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 01, 2020
An Architecture Student Once Stopped a New York City Skyscraper from Collapsing during a Hurricane Heroes don't always wear capes; sometimes, they just have a really good understanding of architecture. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 30, 2020
House Covered Entirely With Budweiser Cans On Sale For $100,000 All together now, '99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer ...' Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 30, 2020
Do All Flamin' Hot Cheetos Taste Different? An Investigation Did we eat the equivalent of three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos for this article? Yes. Was it worth it? Find out for yourself. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 30, 2020
Swearing Parrots At Zoo Berate Guests With 'Fowl' Language To quote one of the birds, uh, nevermind. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 29, 2020
Home Depot's 12-Foot-Tall Yard Skeleton Is A Big Mood BRB, going to go drop three Benjamins on a skeleton that won't even fit through my door. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 29, 2020
Hero Bikes From Poo Poo Point, Washington to Pee Pee Creek, Ohio For Charity To quote the internet in these kinds of situations, nice. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 29, 2020
And Now, A New Twist To One Of Tiger King's Biggest Mysteries And no, it has nothing to do with Carole Baskin's Dancing With The Stars' performance. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 28, 2020
Officials In Thailand Mail Actual Trash Back to Litterbugs Thai authorities have nothing on your passive aggressive roommate... Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 28, 2020
'Satanic Tea Company' Aims to Make Tea Time Goth Again The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my chamomile tea black just like my metal? Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 28, 2020
'Man Cave' Discovered Under Grand Central Station Platform, Because the MTA is the MTA Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there's a new underground lair in town... Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 25, 2020
Ikea's Newest Influencer Is a CGI Instagram Model Ikea should probably start selling black mirrors after this ad campaign. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 25, 2020
Man Dies From Eating Too Much Licorice Because, Well, Murphy's Law Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 25, 2020
Guy Who Claims To Be Second Coming of Christ Arrested In Russia The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 24, 2020
Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 24, 2020
A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?) You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
