Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 14, 2020
Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them) The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 13, 2020
Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'? Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 13, 2020
Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...' Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 13, 2020
Newman is Back -- Seinfeld's Annoying TV Neighbor Stars In Voting PSA Hello again, Newman ... Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 09, 2020
Priest Gets Caught Having a Threesome On The Altar Of His Church, Getting More Than Most of Us These Days Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?' Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 09, 2020
The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic How Lana Del Rey became Karen Del Rey, and what we should do now. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 09, 2020
Stripper Voting Campaign 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' Aims to Encourage Voting As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.' Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 08, 2020
Japan's Super Mario Theme Park Looks Adorable (But Needs More Waluigi) Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 08, 2020
Reporters Keep Quoting Fake Van Halen Interview (Whoops) Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook! Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 08, 2020
Friendly Reminder That Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Is Still A Kid To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 07, 2020
'Sweater Guy' Ken Bone Is Not Someone To Listen To In 2020 Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 07, 2020
Prisoners Forced To Listen To 'Baby Shark' For Hours as Punishment It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 07, 2020
Jimmy Carter's Hemorrhoids Offer A Weird Historical Parallel To Trump's White House It must have been a real pain in the butt for the former President to speak out about his condition. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 06, 2020
That Time A Mummy Got A Passport (Because Bureaucracy) Neither 'being an Egyptian pharaoh' nor 'being super dead' qualifies as an excuse. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 06, 2020
The Football Game That Magically Determines The U.S. Presidential Election Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 06, 2020
Gay Twitter Is Taking Over the Proud Boys Hashtag Finally, a news story that is actually all sunshine and rainbows. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 05, 2020
Concerts in 2020 Are About To Be So Weird Roblox isn't just for Lil Pump videos anymore. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 05, 2020
And Now, Compelling Evidence Shrek Is Secretly Jewish Time to send Shrek an early invite to your Hanukkah Zoom call. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 05, 2020
Because Of Google, The Internet Thinks A Random Woman Is Jeff Bezos Despite what Google says, this woman is definitely not Jeff Bezos. Authors By Carly Tennes Published October 02, 2020
