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The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.
Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.
You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.
Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom?
Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition.
Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter.
Several billion years from now, a hot dog and a soda will cost $1.50 at Costco.
Even RBG had her savage moments, especially when it came to fantasy sports.
Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies.