Whether you spell it "Chanukkah," "Hanukkah," or "Xanuka," you probably haven't said it like this.

Here's how to get your hands on the grown-up equivalent of Honey Boo Boo's

Social distance -- or face the wrath of an angry Scientologist.

This should really go without saying ...

Here's why nearly everyone and their mother had *beef* with this, erm, unique cooking "tip."

SoundCloud -- not just for Trump supporting, face-tattooed teen rappers.

Better start thinking of a good alibi, Ted Cruz.

Hey, now, Shrek's an all star -- at least in the eyes of the U.S. Government.

Ugh.