carly.tennes

Real Name: carly.tennes

Member Since: September 2nd, 2020

About Me:

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You Can Now Email A Literal Dumpster Fire Emblazoned with '2020'

By Carly Tennes

A new way to air your grievances ... just in time for Festivus!

  • 29

Breaking: 'Clifford the Big Red Dog' is a Big Red Dog, Terrifies The Internet

By Carly Tennes

Come on, did we not learn anything from the whole 'Sonic the Hedgehog' fiasco?

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Dave Chappelle Has Netflix Pull 'Chappelle's Show,' Begs Fans To Boycott The Series

By Carly Tennes

Here's why.

  • 17

Meryl Streep Is Now Apparently A Rapper

By Carly Tennes

Is Meryl Streep the best rapper in the game?

  • 29

Mysterious New Wave Band (NOT Green Day) Releases Ivanka Trump Diss Track

By Carly Tennes

Nope, no Green Day here ....

  • 21

Grow-Your-Own Human Meat Meal Kit 'Technically' Not Cannibalism, Makers Say

By Carly Tennes

Yum?

  • 31

Mysterious Monolith Spotted In Southern Utah Wilderness

By Carly Tennes

And yes, they touched it. Repeatedly.

  • 62

Twitter, Facebook Will Transfer Donald Trump's POTUS Accounts to Joe Biden

By Carly Tennes

The end is finally near!

  • 27

New Zealanders Are Raving Right Now

By Carly Tennes

Being from New Zealand is a massive flex in 2020 -- but it doesn't have to be.

  • 23

Pope Francis' Instagram Account 'Liked' Bikini Model's Steamy Selfie

By Carly Tennes

Oops ...