carly.tennes

Real Name: carly.tennes

Member Since: September 2nd, 2020

About Me:

  • 15

Guy Who Claims To Be Second Coming of Christ Arrested In Russia

By Carly Tennes

The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.

  • 27

Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song

By Carly Tennes

Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.

  • 4

A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?)

By Carly Tennes

You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.

  • 10

Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation

By Carly Tennes

Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom?

  • 22

Asbestos, Canada Struggles to Find a Name Better Than 'Asbestos'

By Carly Tennes

Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition.

  • 14

The Mods of New Jersey's Official Twitter Account Deserves A Raise

By Carly Tennes

Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter.

  • 12

Flights To Nowhere Are Now A Thing Because 2020

By Carly Tennes

All the stress of air travel, without any of the vacation destinations!

  • 36

The Actual Reason Costco's Hot Dog And Soda Combo Is $1.50

By Carly Tennes

Several billion years from now, a hot dog and a soda will cost $1.50 at Costco.

  • 24

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Played Fantasy Baseball (And Talked Trash)

By Carly Tennes

Even RBG had her savage moments, especially when it came to fantasy sports.

  • 10

A Bunny Expert Classifying Rabbits Is Oddly Hypnotic, Wholesome

By Carly Tennes

Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies.