carly.tennes

Real Name: carly.tennes

Member Since: September 2nd, 2020

About Me:

  • 22

Friendly Reminder That Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Is Still A Kid

By Carly Tennes

To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.

  • 25

'Sweater Guy' Ken Bone Is Not Someone To Listen To In 2020

By Carly Tennes

Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.

  • 15

Prisoners Forced To Listen To 'Baby Shark' For Hours as Punishment

By Carly Tennes

It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.

  • 6

Jimmy Carter's Hemorrhoids Offer A Weird Historical Parallel To Trump's White House

By Carly Tennes

It must have been a real pain in the butt for the former President to speak out about his condition.

  • 8

That Time A Mummy Got A Passport (Because Bureaucracy)

By Carly Tennes

Neither 'being an Egyptian pharaoh' nor 'being super dead' qualifies as an excuse.

  • 31

The Football Game That Magically Determines The U.S. Presidential Election

By Carly Tennes

Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears.

  • 73

Gay Twitter Is Taking Over the Proud Boys Hashtag

By Carly Tennes

Finally, a news story that is actually all sunshine and rainbows.

  • 10

Concerts in 2020 Are About To Be So Weird

By Carly Tennes

Roblox isn't just for Lil Pump videos anymore.

  • 27

And Now, Compelling Evidence Shrek Is Secretly Jewish

By Carly Tennes

Time to send Shrek an early invite to your Hanukkah Zoom call.

  • 9

Because Of Google, The Internet Thinks A Random Woman Is Jeff Bezos

By Carly Tennes

Despite what Google says, this woman is definitely not Jeff Bezos.