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Real Name: Mac Faber

Member Since: January 9th, 2016

About Me:
Follow me on twitter @macfabes where I sometimes tweet rude shit in defense of my beloved Orioles to national sportswriters trying to make lazy jokes. Otherwise, I'm probably writing something about dicks or farts or butts or what have you.

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The Horrific Mystery Of The Arctic's Stupidest Expedition

By Mac Faber

Over a hundred men died, and it all happened because one Sir John Franklin just couldn't stop pitching a tent for an unbelievably bad idea ...

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Underwhelming AF Deaths Of Major Villains

By Mac Faber

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The Inspiring Tale Of America's First Dumb Trashy Millionaire

By Mac Faber

Even back then a McMansion couldn't buy class.

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Hi, Meet The Spy That Created All The Tropes

By Mac Faber

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5 Insanely Weird Pets Of Famous Historical Figures

By Mac Faber

The word

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21 Video Game Covers Right Out Of Hell

By Mac Faber

These aren't books, so we will absolutely judge them by their covers.

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The Urban Legend of The Arcade Game (That Melted Kids' Brains)

By Mac Faber

The urban legend of Polybius, a.k.a. the time the government purportedly got into the video game business.

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Important History Question: Where Did Jesus's Foreskin Go?

By Mac Faber

Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.

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5 Annoying Ways TV Characters Pretend To Eat Food

By Mac Faber

We can't all be Brad Pitt.

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The Controversial Actress Whose Invention Changed The World

By Mac Faber

She definitely has some stories to tell.

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The 4 Most Annoying Trends In 'Prestige' TV Shows

By Mac Faber

After a while all these prestige TV shows start to look the same.

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The Australian Army Once Went To War With Emus (And Lost)

By Mac Faber

It was exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

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The Amazing Story Of History's Wealthiest, Craziest Genius

By Mac Faber

He may not have created the eccentric genius archetype but he sure as heck perfected it.

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A Working Mind-Control Implant Has Existed Since The 1960s

By Mac Faber

This device could have changed the world.

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How A Surgeon Once Killed Three People In One Operation

By Mac Faber

Buckle up. This article is gonna be wild.

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5 Wasteful Things Employers Do (Instead Of Paying Us More)

By Mac Faber

Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.

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An Infamous NASA Experiment Involved A Horny Dolphin And LSD

By Mac Faber

It may be the weirdest science experiment of all time.

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The 16 Worst Band T-Shirts (Are All From Kid Rock's Store)

By Mac Faber

There is much to show you.